“It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.” ― P.D. James, A Taste for Death Autumn is on its way out, folks, not for the season but, for good. I am in Pennsylvania, in pursuit of the ephemeral “peak color,” the brilliant jewel-toned crimsons, vermilion and topaz […]
From the monthly archives:
October 2013
This entire story is going to be included in the next Al Qaeda recruiting video. Here is Utah Boy Scout leader Glenn Taylor, as he infamously filmed his superhuman ability to shove over an ancient, 2,000-pound sandstone with his bare hands at Utah’s Goblin Valley State Park, successfully knocking it to the ground so that it […]
I really have started to believe that Fox News is satire. It’s going to be revealed at some point that this has all been a big hoax put on by The Onion. Answering the first question, Palin speaks for almost two minutes in a single continuous, run on sentence using such disparate talking points she expressed […]
Indiana Attorney General Greg Zoeller Greg Zoeller slid into the Indiana’s 42nd Attorney General office at the same time ACORN stole the election for Obama – November, 2008. He was reelected to a second term in 2012. Prior to being elected Attorney General, he was the Assistant to braintrust Dan Quayle in the White House. He […]
This morning I saw Ted Cruz rallying teatards over the cliff, thanks MSNBC. I’ve seen people all fired up and pissed off before, but I’ve never seen anything like this teabagger thing. For the life of me, I can’t figure out what it is they’re so pissed off about, and they don’t seem to know either. […]
Dear Bones I’m sorry. I mean, what’s a guy to do when being held hostage by lunatics? First you let them run riot and you want Bamz to pull your creamsicle ass out of the fire and give you something – anything – that will allow the insaniacs to save face. If you can get […]
They’re all drunk or on drugs. All the time. That’s the only way to explain this fucking horror.