I was in Ocean City, NJ with my family when I saw the announcement on TV. My mom and I instantly started cheering “we won! we won!” because we knew that whatever chance McCain still had left, the Tina Fey look-alike had just shot it to hell. It’s the five-year anniversary of the day John McCain […]
From the monthly archives:
August 2013
Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) aka “Crazy Uncle Coburn” would you accept this man as your physician? He turned the important issue of public White House tours – temporarily suspended because of sequestration – into his own personal “BENGHAAAAAAZZZZZIIIII!”. He campaigned to keep Schindler’s List off the air because he deemed it obscene (the nudity part, not the […]
Rep. Stephen Fincher (R-TN), representing Tennessee’s 8th congressional district. Amidst the heartwarming congressional debate over just how deeply Jesus wants food stamps to be cut, one man stands out in a way that if he were a Demoncrat, Republicans would be ghazi-ing him nightly: Tennessee Bible-humper Stephen Fincher, an obscure Tennessee backbencher who seeks to slash the Supplemental […]
You have Percocet or benzodiazapines handy? Yes? Then read on. According to Fox News, it’s a myth that polar bears are threatened by global warming since the polar bear is actually “thriving.” THRIVING. Fox Snooze broadcast a segment where Rob Rivett, President of the “Pacific Legal Foundation”, boldy claimed polar bears’ only ‘threatened’ status is that […]
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