Gramps died and was resurrected after three days, but no one called him The Son of God. They just said, ‘Hey, there’s gramps!’ – Steve Martin, The Cruel Shoes
From the monthly archives:
March 2013
Like Christmas, Easter has been throughly ruined by Christians — it used to be a fine Spring pagan fertility festival with free love and lamb sacrificings, and now look at it! They celebrate nailing John Barleycorn to the cross, wrap his body in a festive twelfth-century relic a crusader bought in some tourist trap, shove […]
Drugs? Borderline Personality Disorder? Repressed Abuse? Alien invasion? What the fuck is it? Maybe America’s Craziest Legislator Michele Bachmann (R-Circular Ruins) is just a useful tool for the party as a sideshow attraction while the big crime is going on. because when someone is flapping their arms and looking hysterical you can sometimes ignore the […]
Now that CPAC’s finally over, meet Vomiting Larry, the world’s first purpose-built Projectile Vomiting Robot. Developed by British researcher Catherine Makison-Booth to study the spread of Norovirus, this “Humanoid Simulated Vomiting System” would be just the thing to bring as your date to Wingnut Thanksgiving this year, right? The other great thing about Vomiting Larry is […]
As I was driving home from a COMEDY CLUB last night, a guy on the radio said it was the ten-year anniversary of the Iraq War. Oh my GOD, are we STILL talking about Iraq, can’t you stupid hippies think of something ELSE to prattle on about other than those “weapons of mass destruction” and those […]
Who loves the smell of a death spiral in the morning?! Considering the 4 years of vomit we endured from the Republicans during the last election cycle, we really deserved a 24-hour news channel dedicated to gloating and schadenfreude. Of course we didn’t get it, because that would be wrong. So, enjoy this week of Republicans tearing […]
“Hello. Jesus. The Constitution. The Military. Benghazi. Teleprompter. Sequester. 2nd Trimester. 2nd Amendment. Thank you.” Sadly, there’s more. Professional entertainer Sarah Palin’s walk-on music is a song called : “She Is A Mama Grizzly.” Yes, Sarah Palin has her own theme song. I guess the GOP has finally learned how to not get the cease […]