Well done, 60 to 67,000 fat people on scooters, you broke the federal government. Bravo, morons, you’ve accomplished something every other enemy of America has failed to do, to date Jaundiced boozebag John Boehner dragged his rich Corinthian leather hide in front of a room full of reporters to say that the House of Representatives had […]
From the monthly archives:
February 2013
Hey, guys, she’s back! We knew she couldn’t stay quiet forever — or even very long. Yesterday at someplace called “Patrick Henry College” (a wingnut evangelical university in Virginia, the man who introduced her said he wished the Tea Party movement had been “a little more conservative”), Michele addressed everything from her favorite contemporary singer (Beyoncé, and she […]
“In this era, during which progress, facts, and science are under unrelenting siege, it is thrilling to remember that even ideologues can love the truth. R.I.P. Dr. Koop.” via: Postscript: C, Everett Koop by Michael Specter
Sorry, I wrote that in the middle of the night and it is riddled with typos that I am too lazy to go back and fix.
It’s Sethghazi! The internets is teeming with horrified reports! No, not that Zero Dark Thirty is a joint Hollywood-CIA production that is more domestic PSYOPS than entertainment. No, NOT the rallying around the movie musical Chicago –from ten years ago, that no one cares about, no one is talking about – because it was produced by the guys producing […]
Joan Didion Joan Didion’s Packing List: To Pack and Wear: 2 skirts 2 jerseys or leotards 1 pullover sweater 2 pair shoes stockings bra nightgown, robe slippers cigarettes bourbon bag with: shampoo, toothbrush and paste, Basis soap, razor, deodorant, aspirin, prescriptions, Tampax, face cream, powder, baby oil To Carry: mohair throw typewriter 2 legal pads […]
Now that we’re all destined to become fat sacks of trash, it’s especially important that Americans be able to easily access their beloved scooters. But now that Barack Hussein Nobumer has criminalized being old, in the form of raiding The Scooter Store® for massive amounts of Medicare fraud, it’s death panels for us all after […]
Some dumb Tea Party group sent out an email featuring Karl Rove in a Nazi uniform. BY ACCIDENT! Specifically, “PRINTER ERROR” (silly Tea Party, we know they use carbon copies). Here it is:
Some say Nancy Grace doesn’t exist, that she is a myth, a story that mothers tell their daughters so that they do not grow up to be Lindsay Lohan. Others know that she is only too real – a monstrous trash-cable crime-porn death-beast, and Living Proof that Satan is real and amongst us. Nancy Grace […]