Google “Eric Cantor, weasel”, and you may or may not be surprised at the number of hits you get. Lotta hits for “Eric Cantor weasel,” but “Eric Cantor fuckface” is off the charts. More hits than “Santa Claus elf,” “OJ Simpson jail,” and “Chris Christie fat” COMBINED. The incompetent whiner from Virginia, Majority Leader for […]
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Tea Party Files
Idaho Republican gubernatorial candidates debated Wednesday night – it was a real hoot. We had incumbent Gov. C.L. “Butch” Otter, who’s running for his third term; and State Sen. Russ Fulcher, who’s challenging from the right (and has the endorsement of tea party congresscritter Raul Labrador); Harley Brown, a veteran gun nut and anti-PC warrior […]
June 14, 2002, U.S. consulate in Karachi, Pakistan: suicide bomber kills 12 and injures 51. February 20, 2003, international diplomatic compound in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia: truck bomb kills 17. February 28, 2003, U.S. consulate in Karachi, Pakistan: gunmen on motorcycles killed two consulate guards. July 30, 2004, U.S. embassy in Taskkent, Uzbekistan: suicide bomber kills […]
It takes a completely bifurcated mind to pray to heaven that our country has not fallen this far and, at the same time, hope (with that little guilty hope we all have sometimes) that they actually run a ticket like that just to get the popcorn and revel in the disaster that is the modern […]
“I WILL KEEP AN EYE ON THE SITUATION,” Bill O’Reilly promised his beleaguered fans, kicking off his annual focus on The Great War, a beloved and revered holiday tradition on the scale of Black Friday, an overwrought spectacle lamenting the supposed “secular-progressive” conspiracy to end Christmas. The War on Christmas was not spurred by any one event […]
Color me SHOCKED that Ted Cruz is another in the series of fake Texans/humble man of the people (let’s stop blaming Canada for Ted Cruz – he’s from Texas, just like W. Don’t let that horrible state dodge the blame for him just because he were born elsewhere). Come t’ find out, Ol’ Texas Ted wasn’t […]
According to a CNN report, former Vice President Dick Cheney (R – Abode of the Damned), dropped by a Republican leadership event to issue a dire warning on North Korea: “We’re in deep doo doo.” The remark came, according to a GOP aide, as Cheney described how North Korean leader Kim Jong Un represents an unpredictable menace to […]
Drugs? Borderline Personality Disorder? Repressed Abuse? Alien invasion? What the fuck is it? Maybe America’s Craziest Legislator Michele Bachmann (R-Circular Ruins) is just a useful tool for the party as a sideshow attraction while the big crime is going on. because when someone is flapping their arms and looking hysterical you can sometimes ignore the […]
And you thought the standard uniform for CPAC goers was obnoxious t-shirts, bermuda shorts, colored socks and sandals, along with a slightly frayed cardigan sweater? Not this year, bitches. You see, last year they almost ran out of the scratchy blankets they use to cover up women who come dressed as whores! How else can […]