Furries are EVERYWHERE at CPAC. But what else is going on at America’s Favorite Comedy Convention, fashion-wise? Here is Newt-lover Foster Friess in a jacket stitched together from the hides of baby pandas and rubbed to a golden sheen with the earwax of Rick Santorum’s children. The gazillionaire likes to kills things specially to sew into an […]
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CPAC Follies
Drugs? Borderline Personality Disorder? Repressed Abuse? Alien invasion? What the fuck is it? Maybe America’s Craziest Legislator Michele Bachmann (R-Circular Ruins) is just a useful tool for the party as a sideshow attraction while the big crime is going on. because when someone is flapping their arms and looking hysterical you can sometimes ignore the […]
Who loves the smell of a death spiral in the morning?! Considering the 4 years of vomit we endured from the Republicans during the last election cycle, we really deserved a 24-hour news channel dedicated to gloating and schadenfreude. Of course we didn’t get it, because that would be wrong. So, enjoy this week of Republicans tearing […]
“Hello. Jesus. The Constitution. The Military. Benghazi. Teleprompter. Sequester. 2nd Trimester. 2nd Amendment. Thank you.” Sadly, there’s more. Professional entertainer Sarah Palin’s walk-on music is a song called : “She Is A Mama Grizzly.” Yes, Sarah Palin has her own theme song. I guess the GOP has finally learned how to not get the cease […]
State’s rights! Yay!
Today, I missed most of CPAC – highlights were speeches by GOP hispanderer Senator Marco Rubio of Florida, sub-intelligent puppet-face Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky, and “Divisive” Virginia attorney general and gubernatorial candidate great white hope/great fear of the Virginia Republican party Ken Cuccinelli. Some gems from the always comical former Florida congressman Allen West: “Where is the […]
And you thought the standard uniform for CPAC goers was obnoxious t-shirts, bermuda shorts, colored socks and sandals, along with a slightly frayed cardigan sweater? Not this year, bitches. You see, last year they almost ran out of the scratchy blankets they use to cover up women who come dressed as whores! How else can […]